what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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