Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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