Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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