five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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