Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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