Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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