Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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