dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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