I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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