How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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