I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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