We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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