matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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