What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
