we're blogging at a bar
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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