So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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