i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
