going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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