The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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