im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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