that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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