In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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