Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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