Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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