i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
