You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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