I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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