but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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