I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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