Cold hands, warm shart.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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