Where is the hickey?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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