The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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