Porn is love you can see.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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