Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
we should paint friendship bongs
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