it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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