Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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