I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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