Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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