Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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