Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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