I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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