I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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