Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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