Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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