She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
