I've blown a few things in my day
operation have a gay friend backfired
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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