so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
My hand turned me down
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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