i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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