That's when you crack a 10am beer
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
