I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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