She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This is the high leading the old right now
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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