Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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